My Personal Top 10 -- Breakfast Cereals

Yeah, so waking up on Saturday morning to sit and warm up by the glow of the 19-inch Trinitron was nothing without your bowl of cereal and milk! These were simpler times, times when men and women weren't afraid to buy their kids cereal sweetened with SUGAR! Here are my Personal Top 10 breakfast cereals...


1. Waffle-Os -- what, never heard of them? Then you don't know Waffleo Bill, neither!

2. Quisp -- something about an alien with a propeller on its head that gets the AM off right!

3. Cinnamon Life -- because life must have flavor!

4. Cocoa Krispies -- may Smedley rest in peace! I trumpet happily in his memory.

5. Super SUGAR Crisp/Smacks -- not Golden Crisp, not Honey Smacks, dammit!

6. Honeycomb -- for a big, big taste in a big, big bite...

7. Alpha-Bits -- spell my name, *&%$#

8. Cinnamon Toast Crunch -- who needs French toast when you can have these?

9. Count Chocula -- who did Boo Berry piss off?

10. Lucky Charms -- still magically delicious!


For the most comprehensive list I've seen, go here.